25 Random Things About Myself

1) I love the beach, however, I am scared to death of the ocean.



2) I am extremely uncomfortable in situations where I am not in control of my fate, destiny, or life. (ie air travel...etc)



3) I have a very warped sense of humour but its a great one.



4) I look like an athlete in the special olympics when I play the Wii.



5) I have a very difficult time functioning when my brothers are off to war. I protected them most of their lives and it causes me to pace and have many a sleepless nights when they are off to war and I can't protect them there. Call me crazy.



6) One of my favorite sounds is the laughter of my boys.



7) I am known to break out in a random dance or song at anytime...or anywhere.



8) I am extremely blunt, untactful, and say exactly what I am thinking. I get into a lot of trouble for it.



9) I hate winter. Global warming is a myth in my opinion.



10) I do not believe in organized religion. That doesn't make me wrong or right...its my belief.



11) I have seen the art of armpit farts perfected using a bendy straw tucked under the armpit. Its hilarious.



12) Making other people laugh....makes my day awesome.



13) I talk to myself all the time. Just ignore me.



14) I am seriously contemplating writing a book....I just don't know where to begin.



15) One of my favorite metaphors is : She had a deep, throaty laugh, like that sound a dog makes right before it throws up.



16) I take time out of every day to look at the sky...day or night.



17) I have a great talent for projecting this very confident, secure, stong woman on the outside. However, on the inside I am a completely opposite.



18) I am a closet Star Wars geek. Don't tell anyone. I don't want people to think I am a loser.



19) I have my tongue pierced and I think its effing cool LOL.



20) Believe it or not I have a thing for British accents....which my Aussie husband thinks is hilarious. Just ask him.



21) I try to be honest, do the right thing, and be a good person.



22) I hate surprises. Christmas kills me when it comes to gifts. I have to know now and I can't wait to give you your gift.



23) My brother Kenny, the Marine, is a cross between Jim Carey and Clint Eastwood. He can call, write, e-mail me from anywhere in the world and make my day.



24) The phrase "Rubber Nipples" always puts me in stiches. I am dying laughing as we speak just because I thought about it.



25) After this thing, someone is going to read this and think that I need therapy.