Saturday, February 7, 2009

Where the Other Insanity Resides

All of my other blogs are located at the address below. Please note that the newer one are at the top and the older ones are at the bottom. To understand the insanity...one must start from the bottom.

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25 Random Things About Myself

1) I love the beach, however, I am scared to death of the ocean.



2) I am extremely uncomfortable in situations where I am not in control of my fate, destiny, or life. (ie air travel...etc)



3) I have a very warped sense of humour but its a great one.



4) I look like an athlete in the special olympics when I play the Wii.



5) I have a very difficult time functioning when my brothers are off to war. I protected them most of their lives and it causes me to pace and have many a sleepless nights when they are off to war and I can't protect them there. Call me crazy.



6) One of my favorite sounds is the laughter of my boys.



7) I am known to break out in a random dance or song at anytime...or anywhere.



8) I am extremely blunt, untactful, and say exactly what I am thinking. I get into a lot of trouble for it.



9) I hate winter. Global warming is a myth in my opinion.



10) I do not believe in organized religion. That doesn't make me wrong or right...its my belief.



11) I have seen the art of armpit farts perfected using a bendy straw tucked under the armpit. Its hilarious.



12) Making other people laugh....makes my day awesome.



13) I talk to myself all the time. Just ignore me.



14) I am seriously contemplating writing a book....I just don't know where to begin.



15) One of my favorite metaphors is : She had a deep, throaty laugh, like that sound a dog makes right before it throws up.



16) I take time out of every day to look at the sky...day or night.



17) I have a great talent for projecting this very confident, secure, stong woman on the outside. However, on the inside I am a completely opposite.



18) I am a closet Star Wars geek. Don't tell anyone. I don't want people to think I am a loser.



19) I have my tongue pierced and I think its effing cool LOL.



20) Believe it or not I have a thing for British accents....which my Aussie husband thinks is hilarious. Just ask him.



21) I try to be honest, do the right thing, and be a good person.



22) I hate surprises. Christmas kills me when it comes to gifts. I have to know now and I can't wait to give you your gift.



23) My brother Kenny, the Marine, is a cross between Jim Carey and Clint Eastwood. He can call, write, e-mail me from anywhere in the world and make my day.



24) The phrase "Rubber Nipples" always puts me in stiches. I am dying laughing as we speak just because I thought about it.



25) After this thing, someone is going to read this and think that I need therapy.